Thursday, December 28, 2023

DMV

 

Bentley Little takes on the DMV. I think everyone has a DMV horror story. Mine's not too bad: last year I needed to renew my license and decided to get a Real ID. I applied online, uploaded the documents, everything was approved, and I made an appointment. When I arrived there was a line around the block, but I got to go right in since I had an appointment. I was still there almost 3 hours, it was insane. I'm sure Bentley also had a bad experience, and poured his frustration into this book.

The DMV is all reaching and all powerful. It can issue someone a driver's license that allows them to run people over, become a mass shooter, drive stolen cars, etc. DMV employees can kill people with impunity, and the police can't do anything because the DMV is above them. 

Zal and Bernard are programmers, working for a company that the DMV hired to revamp their online system. They keep finding very odd things in the database. Jorge is kidnapped and taken to a DMV "training" camp. Danny and his sister are also kidnapped after the DMV kills their father and taken to a "re-education" camp. It was a pretty wild ride. Not as gory as some of Bentley's earlier works, and of course the whole premise is ridiculous, but it was still fun. 

Monday, December 18, 2023

Case of the Demure Defendant; Case of the Deadly Toy

 

I completely forgot to write about this one, I finished it last week sometime. And I'm pretty sure I've read it before, I remembered parts of it very well. 

Nadine Farr goes to a doctor for help with her nervous exhaustion. The doctor puts her under a truth serum and she confesses to poisoning her Uncle Mosher, who died a few months earlier. At the time, it was ruled a death by natural causes. Nadine is sure she put poison in his chocolate instead of the artificial sugar substitute. DA Burger really thinks he has Perry nailed to a wall when witnesses testify that he threw a bottle of sugar substitute into a lake to confuse the issues. The courtroom scenes were fun. 



I know I've read this one before too. Seven year old Robert's parents are divorced and he spends most of his time with his mother. When his father, Mervin, is shot dead, it's Mervin's ex-fiancĂ©e, Norda, who the DA blames (a side note--Gardner picks the *strangest* names sometimes. I've never in my life heard of the name "Norda". "Nora", yes, but Norda? Really? And Mervin? At any rate...) 

Robert has an unusual fascination with guns, and one of his babysitters lets him play with an unloaded pistol. The night Mervin is shot, Robert has what his mother and step-father convince him was just a bad dream. While sleeping out in at tent on the patio, Robert was woken up and startled, grabbed the gun from under his pillow and fired. Did he accidentally kill his own father? A lot of people seem to think so (that wasn't the solution, by the way). It was entertaining.  


Thursday, December 7, 2023

The Case of the Nervous Accomplice

 

I'm fairly confident I read this one before I started keeping really good track of the books I read. Sybil Harlan's speech in the beginning about how to make her husband want to stay married to her sounded so familiar, and I had that same feeling throughout the rest of the book. 

Sybil's husband has strayed from the ranch (as Perry put it). She doesn't want a divorce, however, she wants her husband back and she's hatched a kind of brilliant plan to do it. The woman Enright has been fooling around (Roxy) with has some property and Sybil wants Perry to buy stock in the company that's looking to do business with Roxy and then throw a wrench in the deal. That will make Roxy pester Enright about getting her deal pushed through, and when Enright comes home to Sybil she'll be the picture of delightful, loving wife who eases all his cares. You gotta admit, it's smart. 

Perry does just that, but then there's an added twist: Lutz, the man Perry bought the stock from, turns up murdered in the house next door to Roxy's, shot with Enright's gun that Sybil just happened to have. There was a whole lot of trickery going on (I remembered the part about the cab very vividly) and in the end Perry was able to clear his client. It was really fun, I enjoyed this one a lot. 

Monday, December 4, 2023

Hercule Poirot's Silent Night; Les Paul 70 Years; The Case of the Silent Partner; The Case of the Gold-Digger's Purse

 

I really enjoy what Hannah has done with Christie's character. It was a good mystery that kept me guessing and was totally unsolvable by the reader, so I didn't feel dumb at the end for not guessing ahead of time.

Inspector Catchpool's mother shows up at Poirot's London home, insisting he and Catchpool come at once to a house she's staying at in Norfolk. A man was murdered in the hospital in September, and the police haven't had any leads. Mrs. Catchpool's friend, Arthur, is dying and wants to check into the hospital after Christmas so he can solve the mystery himself, kind of like one last hurrah. She would like Poirot and her son to solve the crime first so Arthur can die peacefully at home. As an added twist, Arthur's wife, Vivienne, is convinced if Arthur checks into the hospital he too will be murdered. 

The solution involved a lot of "wrong place, wrong time" and someone pretending to be someone they were not. And Catchpool's mother is awful. I wouldn't want to spend Christmas with her, either. 


I know absolutely nothing about guitars, other than liking to look at them. This was a big book with lots of pictures of the Gibson Les Pauls from throughout the years. Some of those rare vintage guitars go for millions, which is just wild to me. But I still enjoyed hearing how they evolved over the years and how most musicians have heavily modified their guitars, no one leaves them the way they come from the factory. I had no idea. 












On to some Perry Masons! I had to buy these two since the library I've been using didn't have them. "The Case of the Silent Partner" was an early one (1940). Mildreth owns three successful flower shops. She and her ill sister, Carlotta, own most of the stock, they issued five shares to a now former employee, who sold them to a competitor named Harry Peavis. Mildreth consults Perry and expresses concern about her brother in law, Bob. Bob took over all of Carlotta's finances when she got sick and he's a degenerate gambler. She finds out Bob was in a car accident that he lied about with a young lady named Esther. She wants Esther to meet Perry and tell him what she knows, but before Esther can come in she calls Perry's office to say she's been drugged by poisoned chocolates. 

In typical fashion, a lot happens, although sadly without Paul, who only answered the phone once or twice, never actually showing up. Perry did everything on his own. I'm not sure when he had time to sleep. Lt. Tragg makes his first appearance here and is shamelessly flirting with Mildreth Faulkner, which was outstanding. Could we get a fanfiction about Tragg and Mildreth? That would be awesome. 

And finally, "The Case of the Gold-Digger's Purse". I love this cover because it actually depicts a scene in the book. 

Perry, Della, and Paul are eating dinner when a man comes over to talk to Mason about a goldfish. Perry is decidedly not interested, even when he sees the "dish" the man is dining with (Paul's words. Paul, you scamp). Sally Madison is a gold-digger (according to her dinner companion, Harrington Faulkner). Faulkner eventually persuades Perry to hear him out. He breeds a rare type of goldfish. They're sick, suffering from gill rot (sounds awful). Sally's boyfriend Tom has perfected a treatment for the fish, but Sally refuses to let Faulkner have it until he ponies up the money for Tom to get treatment for his own tuberculosis. As if that wasn't bad enough, Faulkner's business partner, Carson, won't let him take the fish tank out of their shared office space. 

Missing goldfish, feuding business partners, too many ex-wives, and a gun in the gold-digger's purse...all in a day's work for Mr. Mason.