Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Shills Can't Cash Chips

 

Super fun Hard Case Crime from Erle Stanley Gardner, featuring Bertha Cool and Donald Lam. An insurance company hires Cool and Lam to find out if Vivian Deshler really has whiplash. Their client has admitted he hit Miss Deshler's car, but she's disappeared and now they're suspicious. They want Donald to find her and see if he can get some good snaps of her running on the beach in a bathing suit to show she doesn't really have whiplash. 

Tough job, but someone's got to do it. 

Donald goes to the small L.A. suburb where the accident took place and starts poking around. It doesn't take long before he figures out something bigger is going on. Typical Gardner, there are about 10 car accidents on the day in question (I'll never forget that Perry Mason book where 10 different people were in one swimming pool one night--all without running into each other or the owner of the house). It was a super quick read. 

Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Home Before Dark

 

Riley Sager's latest, "Home Before Dark", was a little disappointing. I was surprised, because normally I really enjoy Sager's books. The premise was interesting: Maggie Holt has lived her life in the shadow of The Book (always in caps). When she was five, her parents bought Baneberry Hall in Bartley, Vermont. They only lived there a few weeks before fleeing in the middle of the night with only their clothes on their backs, claiming that the house was haunted by malevolent spirits who were trying to kill Maggie. Maggie's dad, Ewan, got a big book deal out of it, and "House of Horrors" became a huge bestseller. Unfortunately, it's plagued Maggie her whole life, more so because she thinks it was  all a big fat lie. She doesn't remember anything her dad recounted in the The Book. Her parents got divorced a few years after The Book was published and refuse to discuss it. 

Maggie's father dies, and Maggie discovers that he never sold Baneberry Hall and now she owns it. She's determined to get to the truth of the matter so she decides to move in while she fixes it up to put it on the market. The house certainly does seem haunted: lights and record players turn on by themselves, Maggie keeps seeing shadows of people both inside and outside, and things keep disappearing. Since her dad recounted all the same things in The Book, it's starting to look like maybe it all wasn't such a big lie, after all. It all made sense in the end, but it was disappointing. I think I would have preferred if the house had actually been haunted. 

Monday, December 14, 2020

Fortune and Glory; Peachy Scream

 

Janet Evanovich dropped the number naming convention for book 27 of her Stephanie Plum series. It wasn't bad. I think she's getting tired of writing Stephanie, she introduced a new character in this one, a treasure hunter named Gabriela Rose, and it looks like Ms. Rose is going to be in the next book, so I think maybe she's ready to move on. I don't blame her, she's been writing Stephanie for a long time.
Stephanie is trying to help Grandma Mazur find the treasure that her late husband, Jimmy, left her clues for. He and the five other wise guys he was supposed to share it with each have a clue. Put the six clues together with the keys Jimmy left and the fortune is all theirs. Too bad two of the other wise guys are after Grandma and Stephanie. Stephanie and Joe are on the outs, so she hooks up with Ranger in this one, but it seems like Joe wants her back, and she gets jealous when she thinks Joe is dating someone else (seriously, just marry Joe already. This back and forth between him and Ranger is getting tiresome). 

"Peachy Scream" by Anna Gerard is the second Georgia B&B mystery, after "Peach Clobbered". It's Cymbeline's annual Shakespeare Festival, and Nina Fleet is hosting a group of amateur Shakespeare actors who will be performing Hamlet, including Harry Westcott, her nemesis from the first book. One of the actors, Len Marsh, dies under what might be suspicious circumstances (his glass had a weird residue in it that Nina takes to the coroner and has tested). Like the first book, Gerard did a good job of planting red herrings so not only was I guessing who the intended victim was, I wasn't sure who was innocent or guilty. 
And seriously, the town of Cymbeline sounds awesome and I wish it was real.

Monday, December 7, 2020

Fool Me Twice

 

Lindsay's second Riley Wolfe book was really good. Riley is kidnapped after stealing a Fabergé egg from a Russian museum and taken to a remote island where he meets Patrick Boniface, the number one scary badass illegal arms dealer in the entire world. Boniface would like Riley to steal something for him: a fresco that currently lives in the Vatican. Steal an entire wall from the Vatican? Riley knows damn well it can't be done, but what choice does he have? Boniface will kill him if he doesn't, so he agrees. As he's headed to the airport to head home and try to figure out how to steal a wall from the Vatican, Riley is kidnapped again. This time it's Bailey Stone, the number *two* scary badass illegal arms dealer in the entire world. Naturally Stone would like to be number one, so he needs Riley's help to take out Boniface. Another impossible request that Riley is forced to say yes to or be killed. 

I won't spoil it, but there were a lot of good twists and turns. I like Riley, like Lindsay's other dark hero, Dexter Morgan, I know he's a bad guy and I shouldn't root for him, but of course that's why Lindsay writes the way he does.  

Thursday, December 3, 2020

O Jerusalem

 

I've been reading a ton of nonfiction lately, so it was a nice break to get through a fiction title. Laurie R. King's fifth Mary Russell book, "O Jerusalem", goes back to the time of "The Beekeeper's Apprentice". In the first book, Mary and Sherlock go to Palestine after Sherlock has been injured by the bomb in his beehive. This book tells us what happened during that time, before Mary and Sherlock were married. 

While in Jerusalem, they uncover and thwart a plot to blow up the Dome of the Rock (at least, I think that's what was happening. I got lost a few times). It was actually pretty good, I enjoyed it (despite not really knowing what the heck was going on most of the time). Not as good as the first one, but definitely better than the last few. 


Monday, November 30, 2020

Lindbergh Kidnapping Suspect No. 1: the One Who Got Away

 

I've read everything I can get my hands on about the Lindbergh kidnapping, it's right up there with the Lizzie Borden case for me. 

I've certainly heard the theory that Charles Lindbergh faked his son's kidnapping and killed him on accident, but that's always what those theories have suggested: it was an accident. Lindbergh was known for playing practical jokes that were usually only amusing to him. He once hid Little Charlie in a closet and let the frantic household search all over for him, growing increasingly panicked, until he admitted what he had done (a laugh a minute, that Colonel Lindbergh). In fact, when his nanny, Betty Gow, went to check on Charlie at 10 p.m. the night of the kidnapping and found the little boy wasn't in his crib, she went down to the study and accused Lindbergh of taking him as a joke. 

Pearlman's theory is much, much darker than a practical joke gone wrong and a hasty fake ransom note to cover up his accidental killing of his son. It seems to fit all the known facts pretty well. Lindbergh was a big believer in eugenics and purity of blood. He made a big deal about finding the right mate to have perfect, healthy children with. So he was probably disappointed that his little namesake, first born son wasn't completely perfect. Charlie had rickets and was on a pretty strong supplement his doctor prescribed to try to correct the issue. He also had a larger than normal, squarish head and might have suffered from hydrocephalus. Of course in the 1930s they didn't have shunts and things like that to drain the buildup in the brain. Nevertheless, there's no evidence that Charlie couldn't have grown into adulthood and lived a long, normal, happy life. Lindbergh was working with a Dr. Carrell, who liked to conduct experiments on living animals, cutting them open and removing organs and seeing how long his subjects would live. Using pumps that Lindbergh helped design, he would see how long he could keep these removed organs viable. So Pearlman's theory is that Lindbergh, seeing himself as a man of science, decided to donate his son to the greater good and faked his kidnapping. He built the ladder, which was never meant to hold anyone (and couldn't--tests showed the rungs would break if more than about 100-125 pounds were placed on it), set it in the mud below his son's nursery window to make the impressions, discarded it in the grass 75 feet from the house, and went inside to stage the kidnapping, which was definitely an inside job. Just looking at the nursery window where the "kidnapper" supposedly entered, there was a big trunk with a suitcase and toys on top of it. You really want us to believe someone from the outside opened the window, climbed into the dark nursery, vaulted over the trunk with everything on it, grabbed the 30 pound nearly two year old, left the note on the window sill, climbed out onto that jenky as hell ladder (that would have broke anyway), closed the window, and made off with the baby? No, of course not. Bruno Richard Hauptmann was completely innocent, and Colonel Lindbergh knew it. 

When Charlie's body was found, his face was completely white, despite supposedly lying in the brush for two months. Most of his organs were missing, but there were no animal bite marks on his bones and no vermin or maggots present. When they turned him over and his face got wet, it turned blue. By the time his body made it to the morgue for the cursory autopsy (Lindbergh wouldn't allow a full one and had the body cremated immediately, Anne didn't get to see him even) he'd turned black. Pearlman theorizes that Dr. Carrell put some sort of preserving chemicals on him so he wouldn't decompose before they could get rid of his body. All in all it was a fascinating, well researched book. It's a shame we won't ever know what really happened to the Lindbergh baby, and that Hauptmann was unfairly executed for a crime he had no part in.  

Tuesday, November 24, 2020

The Killings at Kingfisher Hill; Shadowplay

 

I really enjoy what Sophie Hannah is doing with Agatha Christie's detective, Hercule Poirot. Poirot has been asked to look into the murder of Frank Devonport by his younger brother, Richard. Richard's fiancée, Helen, has confessed to the crime and is sentenced to hang, but Richard is convinced she is innocent. No matter that Helen was *Frank's* fiancée until the murder (she claims she killed Frank because the day she met Richard, she knew she loved him more and had to get rid of Frank, a story literally no one, even Richard, believes). Inspector Catchpool accompanies Poirot to Kingfisher Hill. The bus ride up there took up a good portion of the book and was quite interesting: a young woman at first refuses to get on the bus, claiming she'll be murdered if she does. Once she's finally persuaded to get on, she wants to change seats, so Poirot switches with her. She refuses to answer any of Catchpool's questions. Meanwhile, Poirot's seatmate, another young woman, confesses to murder and taunts Poirot that he'll never figure out why she did it. 

More twists and turns await the two once they arrive at Kingfisher Hill, along with another murder. The ending was actually a little bit of a let down, but it made perfect sense. Not all murders can be sensational. 

I'm not sure how I feel about "Shadowplay" by Joseph O'Connor. One of my colleagues at work recommended it, so I stuck with it even though I wasn't enjoying it at first. It got better, but I still don't know if I really liked it that much. 
Bram Stoker comes to London, thinking he's going to be an assistant to the actor Henry Irving. Instead Irving expects him to run the Lyceum Theater. Stoker knows absolutely nothing about running a theater and is afraid it won't leave him much time to write, but he takes on the job anyway. And what a job it is. Irving is rude, condescending, basically an all around horrible human being who treats Stoker like garbage and Stoker puts up with it. They actually develop a friendship of sorts. I'm not sure if O'Connor was trying to insinuate that Stoker (or Irving) was Jack the Ripper or if Stoker was gay. He mentioned him going to notorious taverns for men who preferred the company of other men several times, and he and his wife lived apart. Then there was this bit about a spirit named Mina living in the theater. I didn't quite know what to make of it. 


Friday, November 20, 2020

The Moor

 

The fourth Mary Russell/Sherlock Holmes book, "The Moor", takes place in a familiar setting: the moor where Sherlock solved the "Hound of the Baskervilles" forty years earlier. Unfortunately it's been ages since I read that (I tend to reread the short stories, but not the longer novellas or full length books. I prefer Doyle's Sherlock in small doses), so there was probably a lot that I missed in this one that would have made more sense if "Hound" was more fresh in my mind. 

Sherlock sends Mary a telegraph and asks her to join him at the home of an old friend of his, the Reverend Sabine Baring-Gould, who has spent his life on Dartmoor. The reverend has been seeing phantoms: a coach with a woman, accompanied by...you guessed it...a large dog. Of course in the Doyle story Sherlock proved the hound was no more than a big dog painted to glow in the dark and look spectral. Sherlock and Mary separate to comb for clues. There were some funny bits, Mary really is very witty, and the mystery was interesting. Still not as good as the "Beekeeper's Apprentice", but I like it better than books 2 and 3. 

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Masquerade for Murder

 

Okay, a new Mike Hammer book from Mickey Spillane and Max Allan Collins! It was pretty good. 

Mike and Velda are leaving a restaurant one evening (remember when we could actually eat in restaurants? Good times) when they witness a hit and run. A pretty rare Ferrari nearly kills young Vincent Colby, who is the son of a wealthy investment banker and in the profession himself. Vincent survives but undergoes an alarming personality change as a result of the accident, having fits of violent anger. His father, Vance, hires Mike to look into Vincent's personal life to see who might want to kill him. Turns out young Vincent was not quite the upstanding young man his father thought he was. There were some good, fun classic Hammer moments. 

Monday, November 16, 2020

Drums of Autumn

 

But seriously, I need to read my library books, now that they're coming in.

I reread the fourth Outlander book, "Drums of Autumn" by Diana Gabaldon. Jamie and Claire are in America, homesteading. Back in 1971, Brianna and Roger both find Jamie and Claire's death notice separately. Roger doesn't want to tell Brianna because he's afraid she'll go through the stones to warn them, Brianna doesn't want to tell Roger because she's afraid he'll try to stop her from going through the stones. 

Nothing good ever happens from keeping secrets, folks. That is 100% the moral of this book. So many bad things could have been avoided if everyone had been honest with everyone else. Seriously. 

So Brianna goes through the stones, Roger finds out and follows her. Lots of fun scenes with Brianna at Lollybrach and Brianna meeting Jamie and later Lord John Grey, who is the best (as an aside, I've typed his name so many times in texts that my app automatically fills it in when I type "Lord". So there's that). I do think I'm going to have to put a pause on rereading the rest of the series, though, as I have a bunch of library books I want to get through. 

Thursday, November 12, 2020

Voyager; A Letter of Mary

Okay, so I finished rereading "Voyager" by Diana Gabaldon yesterday, the third book in the "Outlander" series. Back in 1968, historian Roger Wakefield is helping Claire and Brianna search for Jamie, and they find him on the rolls of a prison. In 1766 (I've probably got the dates all wrong, since I don't have the book right in front of me. Close enough though) Jamie spent 7 years living in a cave at Lallybroch, and he has one of his tenants turn him in to the English for the reward money, otherwise everyone is going to starve. He goes to prison and meets up with John Grey again, the youth who tried to kill him in the second book because he thought he'd kidnapped Claire. Eventually Claire makes the heartrending choice to leave Brianna and go back through the stones to find Jamie. She does, and after his nephew, Ian, is kidnapped by pirates, they hop onboard a ship and chase after him, ending up in the West Indies. It was a lot of fun. 
I have to admit, while I liked the third Mary Russell book better than the second, I still didn't like it as much as the first. I think she made a mistake having Mary and Sherlock marry so quickly in the series, it would have been a lot more fun if she'd drug that out a little and let the tension crackle. Oh well. It's weird to imagine Sherlock Holmes married.

Sherlock and Mary are visited by an archeologist they briefly met in Palestine several years earlier, Dorothy Ruskin. Dorothy has a letter she wants Mary to have, a letter purportedly written by Mary Magdalene nearly 2,000 years earlier. Dorothy is killed a day later, hit by an automobile. Sherlock and Mary investigate and quickly discover it was not an accident. There were definitely some fun moments, but she set the bar pretty high with the first book.  

Thursday, November 5, 2020

Monstrous Regiment of Women

 

I didn't like the second book in the Mary Russell series by Laurie R. King as much as the first. One of my friends at work, who has read the whole series, said that some of them are better than others, so I'm not ready to throw the towel in just yet, I'll give book 3 a chance.

Mary is about to turn 21 and gain her independence from her much hated guardian aunt, as well as her substantial inheritance. She's also about to graduate from Oxford. Very exciting times! A friend of hers, Ronnie, introduces her to the Temple of God, run by a female preacher named Margery (shades of Aimee Semple McPherson). Several wealthy young women have died recently under suspicious circumstances who were associated with the Temple, leaving large bequests to Margery's church. Mary decides to offer herself up as bait to see if the deaths were really accidental or not. I don't want to say too much and spoil the book, but the whole mystery aspect wasn't really interesting, Margery was just a weird character, and Sherlock was acting bizarre. I had a lot of "WTF just happened?!" moments while reading this book. Oh well. Like I said, here's hoping book 3 is better. 

Monday, November 2, 2020

Beekeeper's Apprentice; Dragonfly in Amber

I've had "The Beekeeper's Apprentice" by Laurie R. King on my "to read" list for a long time. I love Sherlock Holmes, and I've enjoyed some other authors besides Doyle who have used the great detective in their fiction. This one was really good. I originally started out listening to it as an audiobook (trying to give my eyes a break) but I spend so little time in the car (or cleaning my house) that I barely got through a third of the book before it was due and I couldn't renew it because it had holds. I was really enjoying the narrator, though, I'm sorry I didn't get to hear her do Sherlock and Mary's voices when they posed as gypsies.

At any rate! Sherlock is in his mid-fifties, retired and living in Sussex, tending bees, when he meets young Mary Russell. Mary has a keen mind and Sherlock finds a kindred spirit. Mary soon becomes his student, and the two of them rescue a kidnapped child of an American senator before things get really sticky.  

I also finished rereading "Dragonfly in Amber" by Diana Gabaldon. I enjoyed it a lot more this time around. I think, having read the books and watched the show, that I'm picking up on more of the subtleties in the books that I missed the first time around because I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!! and was too impatient to take my time with them. It's unfortunately a common habit I have with series like this. 
The book starts out in Scotland, 1968. Claire and her daughter, Brianna, meet Reverend Wakefield's adopted son, Roger, who is a historian, and Claire tells Brianna the truth about her real father and how she traveled through time. It doesn't go well, as you can imagine. The bulk of the book is Claire telling what happened after she rescued Jamie from Wentworth Prison: how they traveled to France to try to thwart Bonnie Prince Charlie's doomed invasion, hobnobbing with the rich and influential. Claire starts working in a hospital and meets several truly charming characters. Eventually they have to go back to Scotland to fight with Charles and hope that maybe they can change history by winning at Culloden. 

Monday, October 26, 2020

Do No Harm

 

I've never read one of Collins' Nate Heller books (at least I don't think I have). I borrowed this one because it was about the Sam Sheppard case and sounded interesting. I didn't realize Heller's stories usually involved real life people, so now I'll have to read some of the others. I really enjoyed this one, I like Collins' writing style.

Heller is in Cleveland the day Marilyn Sheppard is murdered, and goes to the scene with his friend, Eliot Ness, to check it out. Fast forward a few years later to Sam's murder trial, and Heller investigates, trying to get to the truth of it. No luck, Sam is convicted and sent to prison. About ten years later, F. Lee Bailey takes his case and gets him a new trial and once again, Heller tries to get to the bottom of it. It was really interesting, I don't know enough about Sam Sheppard to say if Collins came to the "right" conclusion or not, but it was a fun journey. 

The Murder of Roger Ackroyd

 

I know I read this book at some point in my life, I went through an Agatha Christie phase in my late teens/early twenties and read everything I could get my hands on that she wrote. But I didn't remember it, and I saw it on a list somewhere as one of the greatest twist endings in all of mystery fiction. Since nothing else is grabbing me right now (I've started and discarded about 10 books in the last three weeks) I figured I could reread it. It was really good, and the ending was terrific (don't want to spoil anything). 

Roger Ackroyd is murdered, and Belgian detective Hercule Poirot comes out of retirement to help the police solve the case. Lots of red herrings, lots of clues, and lots of people lying helped make it a true mystery until the very end. 

Monday, October 19, 2020

Outlander

 

I blame Starz for rerunning the show. I got sucked into it a few weeks ago, and the next thing I know, I'm rereading the first book. Which I just reread less than a year ago. Oh well. At least it's good! It also seemed a lot less boring than the second time I read it. 

Here's last year's review:

http://bekkisbookblog.blogspot.com/2019/11/chaos-outlander.html


And the first time I read it, back in 2012:

http://bekkisbookblog.blogspot.com/2012/01/explosive-eighteen-crank-sybil-exposed.html



Christmas Cupcake Murder

 

I think this is the last time I'm going to waste my time reading one of these Hannah Swenson books. The last few have just been so terrible. Even though they're a quick read (especially if you skip the pages of recipes), I still feel like they're a total waste of time. It's a shame, the first dozen or so were pretty good.

This one supposedly takes place in the beginning, before Hannah solved her first mystery, yet Mike and Norman are both good friends, which didn't happen right away in the beginning of the books. The timeline was just all over the place. If you cut out all the bits about Hannah thinking about what to bake, baking it, describing how she baked it to 16 different people, then had all 16 different people try whatever she had baked and describe how much they liked it, the book would have been about 20 pages long. There was one ridiculous scene where her cat, Moishe, woke her up in the middle of the night by knocking over things in the pantry, then she had to describe exactly what happened to Mike and Norman over breakfast the next day. I'm like...uh...I just *read* what happened, you don't need to rehash it two pages later. I haven't gotten that senile just yet. 

The mystery was a man named Joe who had amnesia and Hannah helped him remember who he was. It was silly.

Oh, TEAM NORMAN!! Seriously, Norman deserves so much better than to be trapped in these dull books with this dull girl who doesn't realize how wonderful he is. We need to rescue Norman. 

Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Ripped from the Headlines

 

I've read a bunch of Harold Schechter's true crime books and always enjoyed them (I first learned about H.H. Holmes from his book "Depraved", years before I read Larson's "Devil in the White City"). "Ripped from the Headlines" was pretty good. He talked about movies, some famous, some not so much, that had been made based on real life criminals. I was reading the last one, about the movie "The Young Savages", and I'm thinking "Goddamn, this sounds like an Evan Hunter book. I know I've read something *really* similar". Turns out Hunter did write a book about it, "A Matter of Conviction". I'm always amazed when I can remember things like that, since I read so many books, I always wonder if they "stick". Sometimes they do!

The only minor beef I had was with "The Orient Express". He tried to make the case that Agatha Christie based it on the Lindbergh kidnapping. Now, maybe that inspired her, but the book bears zero resemblance to the crime (I've read everything about the Lindbergh kidnapping I can get my hands on, and I'm excited about a couple of new books coming out). Other than that, it was a very interesting book. 

Monday, October 12, 2020

Pylon

 

You're probably not going to believe this, but I have never read this book.

I know, I know. About twenty years ago, when I first got really into William Faulkner and was tearing through all of his books, I realized that because he was dead, there would be no more. So once I finished reading them all, that was it. I decided to "save" a few, and this was one of them. 

"Pylon" is about a group of barnstormers. Roger Schumann, his mechanic Jiggs, his parachuter Jack Holmes, and his wife Laverne and their son Jack (maybe--Jack might also be Holmes' son, no one knows for sure) are in New Valois (a thinly disguised New Orleans) for an airshow. An unnamed reporter gets caught up in their drama, much to his detriment. Roger crash lands his plane on the next to the last day, but he's determined to fly in the big race the last day to win the $2,000 prize. Unfortunately, the plane falls apart in the air and Roger is killed. 

I can't imagine this was an easy book for Faulkner to write. He flew airplanes himself, but his youngest brother Dean was really into flying, and ended up being killed in a plane crash. Faulkner felt so guilty for introducing his brother to the dangerous sport that he assumed responsibility for Dean's young pregnant wife and pretty much raised their daughter, a girl named Dean after her father. It wasn't the best book I've read by him, but it had some good moments. It was just very dark and didn't have much of the black humor that most of his other books have. 

Wednesday, October 7, 2020

The Town

 

William Faulkner's birthday was a few weeks ago (September 25) and I started rereading book two of the "Snopes" trilogy, "The Town". I got sidetracked by some Richard III stuff, but I got back to it today to finish it. I love the Snopes trilogy. Because I tend to reread "The Sound and the Fury" so much, I tend to forget how funny William Faulkner's books are. Take his description of Eula Varner Snopes, for instance: "So when we first saw Mrs Snopes walking in the Square giving off that terrifying impression that in another second her flesh itself would burn her garments off, leaving not even a veil of ashes between her and the light of day..." Anybody could say she was beautiful, but it's inadequate. Eula was more than that. 

Flem Snopes married a pregnant Eula Varner and gave her bastard child his name. Whether is was a good name or not is debatable, depending on who you ask in Jefferson, Mississippi. The Snopeses are either scheming or hapless, but never harmless. Upon returning from their honeymoon with a six month old that can already walk, Eula takes up with the bank president, Manfred de Spain. Everyone in town knows and waits for Flem to do something, but he doesn't. Flem's playing the long game, and no one does it better. Once Eula's daughter, Linda, gets to be a teenager, Gavin Stevens, the county lawyer, befriends her and tries to better her mind and convince her to go to college somewhere far away. It ends with Eula's suicide and Flem consenting to let Linda go to New York, with some very funny moments in between (the rake and used condom corsage, for one). Faulkner knows how to paint a vivid picture, that's for sure!

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Read Me, Los Angeles

 

While I'm not *quite* out of books about King Richard III, I am pretty close, and I do have other books I want to read. So I took a break and read this book, "Read Me, Los Angeles", about the rich and vibrant culture of books and writing in L.A. Everyone always thinks of movies and TV when they talk about Southern California, but we also have our fair share of writers (the amazing James Ellroy immediately pops to mind--although he no longer lives here, he did and most of his books are about this area). L.A. tends to be polarizing: people either love it or hate. Some of my favorite writers hated it: Faulkner called it "the plastic assshole of the world" (ouch) and Truman Capote said it was "redundant to die in Los Angeles". But there are other writers who love it, like Joan Didion and Eve Babitz, Raymond Chandler and Erle Stanley Gardner. It was a quick, fun read and I learned about some interesting places to potentially visit if I ever want to brave traffic. If it didn't take an hour to go five miles, I would visit more often :)

Monday, October 5, 2020

Royal Blood

 

This, ladies and gentleman, is the book that started it all for me in regards to King Richard III. This was the first one I read, and just finished rereading, twenty years after reading it the first time.

I love historical mysteries and unsolved true crime. As a teenager, I was fascinated by the Lizzie Borden case, the Lindbergh kidnapping, Jack the Ripper, the Black Dahlia, and so many others. I ripped through the true crime section at the library, reading everything I could get my hands on. Somehow I managed to stumble across this book when it was first published. I'm glad I did! Not sure how I managed it--that time period in history wasn't of interest to me yet (it would be a few more years before I would devour everything I could read about the Tudors). Fields looks at the evidence surrounding the disappearance and perhaps murder of Edward IV's young sons, Edward and Richard, who were last seen sometime in 1483 in the Tower, after their uncle Richard became King. No one knows what really happened to them, if they were murdered or spirited away. If they were murdered, who did it? Richard certainly had a motive, but if he did murder them, he made a clumsy botch of it by not displaying the bodies in order to quell potential rebellions and pretenders, something Henry VII had to deal with. Others had a much better (in my opinion) motive, like Henry Tudor himself (stay with me for a minute, I promise I'll make it as simple as I can, because it really is complicated). Richard had the children of his brother Edward and Elizabeth Woodville declared illegitimate after learning his brother was precontracted in marriage to another woman before marrying Elizabeth. He takes the throne. Now, Henry's troops defeat him at Bosworth and Henry takes the crown and marries Princess Elizabeth, the eldest daughter of Edward and Elizabeth. But wait! She's illegitimate. So Henry has to reverse that--but if he does, then not only is she no longer illegitimate, her brothers benefit as well. Now Edward, if alive, is truly the rightful King. If Edward is dead, then Prince Richard becomes King Richard IV. So who benefited most from the boys being dead? Richard III, who already held the crown by right after the Council declared the Princes illegitimate, or Henry VII, who had no rightful blood claim to the throne and was married to the illegitimate daughter of Edward IV? It's easy to see that Richard had no cause to kill those boys and most likely didn't. I doubt we'll ever really know what happened, but for folks looking for the facts plainly told, you can't beat this book.  

Thursday, October 1, 2020

Dickon

 

You absolutely have to love this super cheesy cover, right? It's hysterical. 

I heard about this book being one of the first fictional books that didn't make Richard III out to be a tyrant. Bowen published it in 1929. It wasn't bad, but it definitely was silly and, to overuse a word, cheesy. It starts when Richard's father, the Duke of York, is killed when Richard was 8 and he and his older brother George were spirited off to the Low Countries while their older brother, Edward, continued to fight the Lancasters for the throne. On the boat ride, Richard is frightened by a man he thinks is the devil, and this man pops up periodically the rest of his life, leading Richard to think the house of York is cursed. She left out major time periods of his life, unfortunately, like his time in Middleham with Warwick. A reader less well versed on RIII would have wondered why exactly he was so hurt by Warwick's later betrayal. She also used really overly formal medieval language. Her historical details weren't quite on track, I caught a few major blunders, but for being almost 100 years old (no internet back then!) she didn't do too badly. 

And on a related note, tomorrow is the anniversary of Good King Richard's birthday. Which might explain my current reading choices :)

Friday, September 25, 2020

Sunne in Splendour

 

This book was fantastic. It's the first fiction title I've read from Richard's point of view. The others have all been from his wife, Anne Neville, and therefore ended before he died. 

I liked Penman's Richard. Not as much as O'Brien's, Penman's Richard did some things that made me want to smack him, but he was honestly very well rounded and had his flaws, like I'm sure he did in real life. She brought the time period and all the dozens of characters to life, it was very skillfully done. We got to see Richard on the battlefield with his older brother, King Edward, we got to see him in conversation with his mother (surprisingly touching), his wife, his best friends. Penman makes it clear that Richard's downfall was due to treason and trusting the wrong people. After he died, several of the remaining characters worried about his reputation, since it seemed like Henry Tudor was trying to erase everything good about him and make him out to be a monster. One day history would only know what was written about him and no one would be around to speak up for him, they lamented. I'm so glad history is finally able to speak up for him again. I had to admit, when I got to the last 100 pages or so, I had a hard time reading it, knowing what was coming. 

Friday, September 18, 2020

Faster; Cecily Neville

 

Okay, still trying to get used to this new Blogger format. It's a little weird. 

First up: "Faster" by Neal Bascomb. Set in the 1920s and 1930s, it covered the competitive early years of car racing. The German Mercedes dominated the field, and German race car drivers were considered the elitist of the elite. Driver Rene Dreyfus was Jewish, and therefore not welcome on most teams during the rise of the Third Reich. He partnered with an American heiress and a French car manufacturer and against all odds beat the Mercedes in a few key races. It was interesting and I learned a lot about early Grand Prix auto racing and how insanely dangerous it was. 




                                                                                                                                                                       Another Richard III book, this one about his mother, Cecily Neville, the Duchess of York (I'm also reading a book about his father, Richard, Duke of York, so the two intertwined quite a lot. At least until he died). Cecily and Richard were married when they were children, so it took a long time before they were living together as husband and wife and having kids, but once they started they didn't stop. Cecily had at least 12 children that we know about. Six died in infancy, making the future King Richard III the baby of the family when his little sister died. Not much is known for sure about Cecily Neville, even important women in Medieval England didn't get much documentation. Hers had to have been a sorrowful life at times, though, losing her husband and second son, Edmund, fighting the Lancasters. Even when her eldest son, Edward, was King, he was married to a woman she didn't like. Her son George so envied his older brother he tried to depose him and take the crown himself. And then there was poor Richard. Cecily lived for about a decade after Richard was murdered at Bosworth. In her will, she left a prayer book that most likely belonged to her youngest son to Henry Tudor's mother (and her cousin) Margaret Beaufort. I had a good laugh at that. The irony! John Ashdown-Hill also mentioned that the bones that are generally believed to be those of the Princes in the Tower most likely aren't: since finding Richard's bones, we know he had a full set of normal adult teeth. The bones that are often touted as his nephews' show a genetic dental deformity that for many years scholars thought they had inherited from Cecily Neville's line. But Richard didn't have it, so it makes the idea that those bones belonged to his nephews that much less likely. Interesting, as all Ashdown-Hill's books are. 

Monday, September 7, 2020

The Virgin Widow; The Children of Richard III; It Had to Be You; Richard III: the Maligned King

All right, some terrific books over the last few days about one of my favorite subjects, Richard III. Can I just say how much I wish there were more great fiction titles about him and Anne like "The Virgin Widow"? I'm amazed I haven't read this one before, since it was published in 2011. I somehow missed it.
At any rate, told from Anne's point of view, this was great fun, I loved it. O'Brien made Anne very spunky and determined, and her Richard...oh, her Richard! He was ambitious and courageous and just a teeny bit naughty, which I don't think I've seen before. It makes sense if you think about it: we're talking about a guy who had two acknowledged illegitimate children who were born to him most likely while he was still in his teens.
Anne develops a crush on her older cousin when he comes to live and train to be a knight at her father's castle. Richard teases her but they do become friends and when Anne's father announces his decision to marry his girls to the King's younger brothers, Anne is not unhappy at the thought of marrying Richard. Then of course the Earl turns against Edward when Edward marries Elizabeth Woodville in secret and makes an alliance with Margaret of Anjou. He marries Anne to her son, Edward. Anne and Richard eventually make their way back to each other, and marry in secret--good thing, too, since Anne is pregnant (tsk, tsk, Richard). The book ends with the birth of their son, Edward. It was a lovely story, nicely done, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

While I wait for some more Richard fiction that I've had to order, I turned to the shelf of books I already do own and read "The Children of Richard III" by Peter Hammond. There is, unfortunately, not a lot of information out there about Richard's children, not even his one legitimate son, Edward. No one is even really sure when he was born: it could have been as early as 1472, or as late as 1476. During his lifetime, he acknowledged two illegitimate children: a daughter named Katherine and a son named John. There have been rumors of others over the years, but we'll never know for sure. Edward of course died in 1484 during his father's reign as king. Richard made a good marriage for Katherine, who most likely died before her father, although of course we can't be sure. Her husband was described as a "widower" during the reign of Henry VII, and never remarried. Richard made his son John captain of Calais, a post he held until Henry VII had him executed.

I took a quick break from Richard to finish up the last Gossip Girl book, "It Had to be You". It was actually a prequel, set in sophomore year. Same old, same old: Serena and Blair are both fighting over Nate, who just wants to smoke weed and get laid. Nate is, quite possibly, the most realistic teenage boy I've ever seen in fiction. He's dumb as a post, can't make up his freaking mind about anything, and thinks about sex all the time. In the end Serena takes off for boarding school rather than be around to watch Nate and Blair be happy.
I'm glad I'm done with these books.
Okay, and finally, "Richard III: the Maligned King" by Annette Carson. Carson beautifully dismantles every negative thing said about King Richard, deftly taking on the Princes in the Tower, the rumors of his desire to marry his niece Elizabeth, and the notion that he was a tyrant. Richard's greatest downfall was how badly he underestimated his enemies. He kept putting faith in people who betrayed him, and when he would try to reconcile, they would betray him again. She made some wonderful points about all the good he did in such a short time on the throne, the laws he made that benefited the common people and angered the nobility, who sought to take him down, so eager to get rid of him that they backed a usurper with literally no legitimate claim to the throne. It was wonderfully done and extremely persuasive.
I'm enjoying seeing the rise in interest about King Richard III since the discovery of his bones back in 2012. Hopefully more will come to light about who he truly was and he'll gain the reputation and popularity he so richly deserves.

Friday, September 4, 2020

How I Got This Way; I Will Always Love You

Aw, poor Regis. RIP. I always enjoyed watching him and Kathie Lee, and later on Kelly Ripa. He seemed so high energy and full of fun. He wrote this book right after he retired in 2011, talking about the great people he had in his life and the lessons he learned from all of them. It was a terrific, uplifting, positive book and I enjoyed his nuggets of wisdom.

Book 12 of the Gossip Girl series. Technically the last one, but there is a prequel I'm slogging my way through. I really didn't enjoy these as much as I hoped I would. I guess the whole Nate/Blair/Serena love triangle just didn't appeal to me. I kept screaming at him to just MAKE UP HIS MIND ALREADY. Jesus. And what was wrong with those two girls?! Sure, Nate is hot but come on. He's a commitment phobic jerk. I've dated enough of those to know what to expect. They both deserve better.
The only nice thing about this book was that Chuck finally got a decent part and wasn't a complete weirdo like he was in all the others. Of course Blair broke his heart to go back to Nate (ughhhhh).

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Lonesome Dove; Don't You Forget About Me

I watched "Lonesome Dove" on TV a few weeks ago, which led to the inevitable reread, ignoring the 1,000,000 books I have bought but not yet read.
I have no regrets.
I love this book. It's one of my all time favorites. I love rereading it, it's like visiting old friends and hanging out on the porch. Drinking whisky, and maybe kicking a pig or two :)
Book #11 of the Gossip Girl series. Blair and Nate are back from their month long trip to sea. Blair's mom is planning a big going away party for her, and Blair is busy making plans for when she and Nate get to Yale. Nate, of course, hasn't told her that since he ran off with her on the boat, he won't be getting his high school diploma and so he's not going to Yale after all. Once he finally does tell her, it doesn't go over well. Shocking.
Dan's mom comes for a visit and is thrilled that Dan is gay (or at least he's pretty sure he is) and throws him a big coming out party, but when his boyfriend, Greg, shows up, Greg only has eyes for Chuck. Vanessa's sister is getting married, and she asks Dan to write a love poem for the ceremony.
Serena is still confused about her feelings for Nate, and when they get together and talk about it, they end up going to bed, which really doesn't clarify anything (except that she's a terrible best friend and he's an even worse boyfriend). Nate is so confused he doesn't know what to do, so rather than face the two and make a decision, he takes off on a sailboat around the world. Blair goes to Yale, Serena stays in New York to make another movie, Dan decides he isn't gay after all and he and Vanessa get back together before he drives to his college in Washington.

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Hidden Valley Road; Prophetic City; The Golden Thread; Would I Lie to You

First up, "Hidden Valley Road" by Robert Kolker. The Galvin family had 12 children: 10 boys and 2 girls. Six of the ten boys ended up with schizophrenia (or bipolar disorder, in one boy's case). At the time the boys started being diagnosed, there was a raging debate over nurture vs. nature: no one was sure if it was genetics that caused these illnesses or their upbringing. Genetic and other types of tests of this family have been the backbone of most of what researchers know about schizophrenia today. It was fascinating and sad.
I'm not into sociology: it's interesting, don't get me wrong, but it's never been my thing. I read this book because it's about Houston, and I read a lot of things about Texas. Klineberg has been studying Houston and its residents for forty years now, and he's found an interesting pattern: Houston is a little ahead of the curve of the United States as a whole. It seems wherever Houston goes, the rest of the country soon follows. 
"The Golden Thread" was about the history of fabric. Which, on the surface, sounds very dull, but it really wasn't. St. Clair looked at how fabric has been made over the years (not much has changed, honestly) and its different purposes. How fabric has always symbolized a person's wealth and status. How certain fabrics were only for the very rich or royalty. People have made clothing from spiders' webs and snails...whatever it is snails produce :) 
I had to take a break from the Gossip Girl books because I felt like my soul was dying a little. Book #10, "Would I Lie to You", takes place in the summer following high school graduation. Blair and Serena are staying in the Hamptons with Bailey Winter, a fashion designer. Nate is living next door and working for his coach so he can get his diploma, but when the coach's wife starts making advances, Nate picks up the girls and they bail back to the City. It's Serena's 18th birthday, so they go to Connecticut to her parent's country house where her brother Erik throws her a party. She overhears Nate tell Blair he loves her, and she realizes she loves him, too.
Whoops.
Meanwhile, Dan meets a guy at work who seems like he's pretty cool, and they decide to start a literary salon. They get drunk and Dan makes out with him. Whoops.
Vanessa leaves her nanny gig and comes back to the City after accidentally lusting after Chuck.
Whoops.
Chuck is probably still in Bailey's pool with his pet monkey.

Monday, August 17, 2020

Only In Your Dreams; Apropos of Nothing; Midnight Sun

Okay, book 9! Dan starts dating a fitness buff named Bree that he meets while working part time at a bookstore during the summer before college. Vanessa is hired to work on Ken Mogul's new movie, but is fired after the first day and becomes a nanny to two little boys. Serena is almost fired from the same movie, but Blair helps her find her voice (Blair, being altruistic?! Uh oh. I'm nervous now). Nate's still bumbling his stoned way through life.
I got utterly and thoroughly sick of the Gossip Girl books (and the show, but that's another story). Since I had library books with due dates and holds, I decided to get through one. I'm a big Woody Allen fan, always have been. I like his quirky sense of humor. It's unfortunate that he had to devote so much of the book to defending himself, but I thought he did it in a very respectful way. He was nicer than I would have been, at any rate. He's led an interesting life.
And finally, "Midnight Sun" by Stephenie Meyer. A book many of us have been waiting for for a long, long time. Whenever I bring up "Twilight" at work, one of my librarian colleagues is very smug about how "proud" she is that her twenty-something daughter never got into them. Well, good for her, I guess. I'm not a book snob. Is "Twilight" great literature? No, of course not. But it's fun and I like it so there :)
"Midnight Sun" is "Twilight" told from Edward's POV rather than Bella's. So, basically, fan fiction. It was fun though and I enjoyed it. The best part was when Edward and his family are racing to the ballet studio in Phoenix to save Bella from James, and they have to steal a couple of different fast cars and cause a gigantic pile up on the freeway. Given how much Meyer loves cars, I'm sure she enjoyed writing that sequence, you could tell.
And I don't care what you read, so long as you read! I might not read it, but if you do and you love it, that's okay by me.

Friday, August 14, 2020

Because I'm Worth It; I Like It Like That; You're the One That I Want; Nobody Does It Better; Nothing Can Keep Us Together

All righty then!
Book 4. Nate meets crazy Georgie Sparks in rehab. Serena is asked to model during Fashion Week. Dan starts cheating on Vanessa with this weird girl named Mystery Craze. Blair almost has an affair with a married man. 
Book 5. Spring Break, and Blair goes to Utah with Serena's family and almost hooks up with her gorgeous older brother, Erik. Nate is there with Georgie, who seems to be there with the entire Dutch Olympic snowboarding team. Vanessa starts dating this dorky guy named Jordy, mostly to piss off her hippie freak parents. Dan's agent gets him an internship at a literary magazine and Dan makes a mess of it.
Book 6. Nate and Serena get into Yale (and everywhere else they applied) but Blair is wait listed and NOT HAPPY. Serena spends a wild weekend visiting all the colleges that accepted her so she can make a decision about which one to go to, but she spends all her time hooking up with random hotties. The lacrosse coaches from the different schools Nate got into come visit him and they're all female and try to come onto him. Jeez, ladies. Jail bait much? Blair reluctantly visits Georgetown, the only college that accepted her and ends us with a weird group of girls who seem a bit cult-ish. Jenny goes on a modeling job with Serena after a bad experience with a job that pretended to be for something other than what it was for. Dan moves in with Vanessa when her older sister Ruby goes to Europe and accidentally ends up the lead singer of an indie band called the Raves.

Book 7. Blair moves into the Plaza, now that her baby half-sister is born her penthouse feels a little crowded. Nate moves in with her briefly, but the intensity of the relationship get to him and he takes his parents' yacht on an ill timed joyride. Jenny is asked not to return to Constance in the fall after compromising pictures of her hanging out all night with the Raves appear in print. That's fine by Jenny: she wanted to go to boarding school and reinvent herself, anyway (and apparently got a spin off series of her own called "The It Girl"). Nate and Serena end up hooking up at a Senior Spa Weekend in the Hamptons. Blair moves in with Vanessa after Nate abandons her. Vanessa starts dating her stepbrother Aaron.



And finally (for now) book 8. Graduation! Blair moves into the Yale Club and meets a real British Lord. Nate gets in trouble for stealing his coach's Viagra (seriously?! He's seventeen. His parents should be worried about him). Vanessa starts cheating on Aaron with Dan, who has decided not to go to college after all in the fall. Blair gets into Yale. Serena is cast in a movie.